100 Cute Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys

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100 Cute Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys

100 Cute Pick Up Lines for Girls to Use on Guys

Ahh pick up lines, those age old sly approaches to get the attention of someone you fancy. The art of flirting is one which must be honed by trial and error alone. Sadly, there are no classes in school devoted to the subject, despite the fact that how well you flirt could determine the trajectory of your life.

Stereotypically, guys are expected to be the ones using catchy phrases to attract the eye of a pretty lady, but girls can certainly use them as a means of wooing too. It’s 2017! We are the masters of our own destinies! So get out there, get your flirt on, and get ready to drop some of these pick up lines on your next night out.

1The Cheesy


My name’s [your name] but you can call me anytime.

I need you like sneakers need laces.

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

Are you a deck of cards? ‘Cause you’re the king of my heart.

You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.

Sir, I do believe you’re deficient in vitamin me.

2The Classic

They’re classic because they work.

Is your dad an artist? Because boy you’re a masterpiece.

Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

You want to know what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

Baby if you were the words on a page, you’d be the fine print.

You better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

 

3The Innocently Punny

Many people have mixed feelings about puns, why not give it a shot?


Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.

Let’s get some coffee, because I’m liking you a latte.

Boy are you a vegetable? ‘Cause I think you’re a cutecumber.

If you were a fruit you’d be a pineapple.

You must be a banana, because I find you a peeling.

Is your name pizza? Because I want a pizza you.

I don’t go fishing much, but I’m hooked on you.

4The Intended Puns


Do you want to get coffee some time? I need to espresso my feelings for you.

Boy are you a whiteboard? Because you’re remarkable.

Do you like camping? Because I’d like to see you s’more.

Do you have any food allergies? Because I’m nuts about you.

You know, most pick up lines are like a broken pencil. Totally pointless.

Do you like cats? Because I think you’re purr-fect.

5The Smart

Show that boy you’re more than just a pretty face!

Do you by chance have a dictionary? I can’t think of the words to describe you.

I’m not great at spelling, but I thought happiness started with an “H”, so why does mine start with U?

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

They tell me I have a strong vocabulary, but I can’t find the words to describe you.

Somebody put you on the endangered species list, because you’re one of a kind.

6The Academic


Do you want to be my study buddy? I think we have great chemistry.

I just dropped my astronomy class, because my whole world revolves around you.

My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

Are you the square root of negative one because you can’t be real.

Do you think you could help me study human anatomy some time?

Hey boy, I’m so good at Algebra I could replace your eX and make you not even ask Y.

7The Smooth

Sweep him off his feet!

You better slow down, you’re gonna get a ticket for driving me crazy.

They say girls want presents and to be showered with love and affection, but I just want your hand in mine.

Boy you don’t need keys to drive me wild.

They say French is the language of love, but I think kissing is. Wanna have a conversation?

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you I’d just have one dollar, because you’re always on my mind.

8The Clever

My magic clock says you’re in love with me, are you or is it a few minutes fast?

Bit of advice, tuck and roll. I don’t want you getting hurt when you fall for me.

Are you British? Because you’re my cup of tea.

Did you know that some people cause happiness wherever they go? Some when they leave a room, and some, like you,
when they enter it.

Are you a yoga instructor? Because I’d bend over backwards to make you smile.

9The Slick


You might want to get out of here. The police are coming, they heard you’re stealing hearts.

Did you feel that? Did we have an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. My insurance doesn’t cover blown minds.

I don’t gamble, but I wish I’d put money on the fact that I’d meet the man of my dreams tonight.

10The Sweet


I don’t have any diamonds, so will you be my best friend?

You’re so sweet you’re giving me cavities.

They say Disneyland is the “happiest place on earth.” Obviously they’ve never been next to you.

Are you lost hun? Heaven is a long way from here.

Have we met? Oh that’s right, only in my dreams.

I’m not an organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

11The Unique

Try something new for a change!


Hey do you like Katy Perry? Because I could be your California girl.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but didn’t you come here on a unicorn?

Here I am! What are your next two wishes?

Good thing I’m not a stop light, because I turn red every time you walk by.

If kisses were raindrops I’d send you a hurricane.

12The Straightforward

Sometimes you just gotta come out and say it.


Do you like to sail? Because I ship you and I together.

I like your last name, can I have it?

You know, you’d look even cuter if you were holding my hand, just saying.

If you were a book, you’d be the one I stay up all night reading.

Nice shirt, what do you want to bet I can talk you out of it?

Oh my gosh! Is that shirt boyfriend material?

13The Direct

Sometimes you just gotta come out and say it, bluntly.

You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

I could flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Sir, you’re under arrest for stealing my heart.

Hey handsome, that’s your name right?

My hands are cold, could you keep them warm for me?

Okay mister, you stole my heart, now I get your last name.

So I’m not great at flirting, I’m just going to stare at you until you marry me.

14The Pop Culture

Is your name Waldo? Because you’ve been hard to find.

My name’s Winnie the Pooh, and all I want is you honey.

Is your name Robin Hood? Because you just stole my heart.

Hey cowboy, wanna ride off into the sunset?

Are you a wizard? Because you’ve got me under a spell.

15The Creative


Why hello Prince Charming, my name’s Cinderella.

Call me Ariel, because I want to be part of your world.

You’re body is a wonderland. Hi, my name’s Alice.

Are you the opening number of a Broadway musical? Because you take my breath away.

Do you believe in fairytales? Because I think you’re my prince charming.

16The Futuristic


I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

I’m no psychic, but I can see a future with you in my life.

Hey do I know you from somewhere? Oh, I get it, my soulmate is a stranger I recognize.

I’m no time traveler, but you look like my future husband.

Boy what time do you get off? Because you’re currently working those jeans.

Hey what’s your name? No way that’s the name of my soulmate!

17The Holiday Themed


Can I get your name so I can tell Santa what I want for Christmas?

For halloween, will you be mine?

So, just a heads up. If you get abducted by some guy with reindeer and a sleigh, don’t panic. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

All I want for Christmas is a date with you.

18The Miscellaneous, Yet Adorable


You’re just like my gps, I don’t know where I’d be without you.

Boy are you the sun? Because you’re unimaginably hot and you light up my world.

Are you lipstick? Because I should never leave home without you.

Excuse me is this the end of the rainbow? Because it looks like I’ve hit the jackpot.

Do you like NASCAR? Because you’ve got my heart racing.

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