Funny Birthday Quotes

It’s always good to look on the bright side of things. Yeah, you may be old this year, but at least you are not as old as you will be next year. Life is all about perspective!

There is nothing funnier than letting your friends know how old they really are on their birthdays. Especially, if they do the same to you! So, compare them to some expired milk and watch them chuckle!

It’s the truth that people who have the most birthdays live the longest! So, really you should be happy to celebrate another one, even if you are feeling older by the year!

When you start getting birthday cards from the funeral home, that’s when you know you are getting old! However, don’t be alarmed! I am sure you have a lot more life in you!

It’s nice having a lover or a friend that is growing old with you, but doing it at a faster rate than you. Having someone older in your life can make you feel young forever.

Using the term ‘levels’ instead of ‘age’ would really help with older people’s self-esteem. I mean, really, they’re achy and miserable, can’t we at least make getting older sound cooler?

Mothers really did do all the work on the day you were born. So, shouldn’t we be celebrating the moms that gave us life? Consider sending her a card at least. Maybe this one!

Ain’t it the truth that birthdays are like boogers? The more you have the harder it is to breathe. Maybe for different reasons, but it’s all the same. Good luck!

We all consider ourselves the ultimate birthday present. But, we don’t fit in the mailbox too well and postage would be really expensive. A card might be a better choice!

It’s nice to have friends that are older than you. That way, you can feel like the youngin’ in the group and tease your friends for their gray hair and wrinkles! In a loving way, of course.

In life, you have to look at things in a different perspective sometimes in order to bring the positivity to the forefront. Yes, today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but it’s the youngest you’ll ever be again, so live it up!

Not everyone is a gift-giver on birthdays! It gets expensive and some people are just super hard to shop for. So, share this quote with them instead. It will definitely make them laugh.

We are celebrating a birthday! So, obviously wine is the only thing that matters. Forget the card and show up with a bottle or two for your special friend!

Old age is a mindset. Your age should not determine how you feel or act. So, if you are turning 86 today and you feel like going to the playground, then go! And, swing as high as you can!

It’s always good to look on the bright side of things. Yeah, you may be getting old, but you are still learning new skills. With old age comes new forms of multi-tasking. Feel free to brag!

Some birthdays require a drink. But, all birthdays are better with a drink. Especially, a margarita. And, girl, it’s your birthday so feel free to have two!

Age and behavior do not always correlate. Age is just a number, and especially when it’s your birthday, feel free to NOT act your age. No one will be bitter! It’s your day.

That 30 mark is a really hard one to handle. It when you start to feel like you are going over the hill. No more fun and lots of achy mornings! But, does it really have to be that way?

We all know that when we get older our coconuts start to hang low. But, hopefully they will stay above our grass skirts so we can keep on hulaing!

This quote is perfect for the friend who loves the perfect setup to a joke! Of course, it’s also a great way to let your friend know that they’re getting old. As if they needed the reminder!