Funny Anniversary Quotes

When you have been in a relationship for a long time, you kind of forget how long you have actually been in a relationship for. It’s like you’ve been together forever.

This funny simple quote is perfect for the couple who started hooking up and just kept doing it. They never quit it! And, that’s great because now it’s their anniversary!

It’s great to know your worth. And, if you want your boyfriend to know too, then this is a great quote to send to him on your anniversary. He will definitely get a chuckle out of it!

This funny quote is not only funny, but it’s also sweet too! There are some people in our lives that just completely intoxicate us and make us do the craziest things.

Let’s be honest, sometimes when we are bored we like to annoy our significant others. I mean, we know all the right buttons to press and god, it’s so tempting!

When you find someone you love and want to annoy for the rest of your days, consider yourself lucky! But, also, be expected to be annoyed by that person too.

If your husband thinks your crazy, then he must take responsibility for marrying a crazy person. If he made that conscious choice, then he must have some crazy too!

Even if he is great in every way, there is something he is not doing right…according to his wife or girlfriend. No matter how perfect they may be, something could be fixed.

Some couples are just super crazy. They take all the risks and do the dumbest things. But, they are in love and they do all the crazy stuff together!

Everyone has their flaws. But, it is so great to find someone that accepts them and even encourages them. If you have that someone, hold onto them!

The woman is always right. That is a classic rule of marriage. So, if you are going to get married, make sure your future husband fully understands the rule.

It’s funny how relationships are formed. Some are through mutual friends, some are through work, and some are formed through a one-night-stand at a bar.

It’s nice to say ‘I do’ with the person you love. But, once that’s over, don’t get overexcited about agreeing on everything. With marriages comes a lot of disagreements.

Getting out of debt can be romantic if you want it to be. Start celebrating with champagne every time a student loan is paid off! You have to create romance sometimes.

Relationships are hard sometimes. You have to put up with a lot. Arguments, stinky socks, forgetting to unload the dishwasher. It can be frustrating, but it’s worth it.

There are times when your partner might make you want to scream. But, hopefully, you both can work through it and remember why you love each other!

Sometimes it feels like our partner just isn’t listening to us. They don’t seem to hear anything you have to say, even if it’s important and you told them eight times.

Getting old can be romantic. It’s like you are dating a new person every single day. The excitement doesn’t have to go away, with old age you can keep it around.

As relationships go on, intimacy has a tendency to take a back seat. Yeah, you still love being intimate with each other, but you are also exhausted from work and need sleep.

When you love someone you want to make sure they know that you are stuck with them for the long haul. This is a sweet way of saying you’re theirs forever.